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I’m easily worth two men. You can help too, if you’d like.
I’m easily worth two men. You can help too, if you’d like.




tavrosofnitram:

“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”

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There’s a little girl waiting in a garden. She’s going to wait a long while, so she’s going to need a lot of hope. Go to her. Tell her a story. Tell her that if she’s patient, the days are coming that she’ll never forget. Tell her she’ll go and fight pirates, she’ll fall in love with a man who will wait 2000 years to keep her safe, tell her she’ll give hope to the greatest painter who ever lived, and save a whale in outer space. Tell her this is the story of Amelia Pond, and this is how it ends.

There’s a little girl waiting in a garden. She’s going to wait a long while, so she’s going to need a lot of hope. Go to her. Tell her a story. Tell her that if she’s patient, the days are coming that she’ll never forget. Tell her she’ll go and fight pirates, she’ll fall in love with a man who will wait 2000 years to keep her safe, tell her she’ll give hope to the greatest painter who ever lived, and save a whale in outer space. Tell her this is the story of Amelia Pond, and this is how it ends.



oreoprince:

I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES



infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina


joan watson ponytail appreciation ｡◕ ‿ ◕｡


sassycynicism: Look at all this truth.

sassycynicism:

Look at all this truth.


the-stark-knight-rises:

the-stark-knight-rises:

my dad accidentally butt-dialed me while on a date with my mum

they have the weirdest fucking conversations omfg

important edit: NEVER MIND THEY STARTED TALKING SMACK ABOUT ME. WHAT BITCHES. THEY SAID I EAT ALL OF THE COCOA PUFFS WHENEVER WE GET THEM.

WELL, SAY GOOD BYE TO ALL OF YOUR COCOA PUFFS NOW YOU CUNTS.